rahabmorgan:

Ladies and gentlemen (and anyone else)…

This is the #1 reason I chose not to finish my college degree.

Really, the only people who NEED a bachelors/masters/PhD. are the ones going into complicated fields - like medicine, or higher sciences.

But our culture worships at the altar of ‘college degree’, and it’s such a huge detriment to people’s financial freedom.

It’s ridiculous.

burdge:

i’m 20 years late 

burdge:

i’m 20 years late 

"I could sleep"

"… or i could re-read smutfics”

bewbin:

beatles and shakspeare step aside 

teraqua:

Soriku Week

Day 5: Favorite Quote(s)

dracofidus:

sevy-sev:

Giles gets knocked down

last night i accidentally made this piece of garbage and i can’t stop laughing

This is, literally, the greatest video ever made in the history of the world.

gatheringbones:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

jareth finally bites the bullet and comes to earth as a human being she’d actually, y’know, talk to.
it is pretty much the saddest thing ever. 
he’s wearing sweatpants sarah.
the last time he looked at fashion it was the eighties he is wearing sweatpants and he is also wearing sweatbands.
he thinks the conservation and proper management of sweat is very important to humans
he’s even got a little sweatband on his immaculate fairy brow.
he’s standing by the vending machines outside her dorm with a full jersey state exercise suit and she walks right by him without looking up from her book of chaucer and he is STRICKEN.

#he brings didymus didymus is the world’s greatest wingman

#HE PROBABLY STANDS OUTSIDE HER WINDOW WITH A BOOMBOX PLAYING CARELESS WHISPER#BUT SHE HAS HER IPOD IN#JARETH IS TOTALLY A SAD EIGHTIES REJECT#SARAH DOESN’T NOTICE#SARAH HAS SHIT TO DO#SARAH IS A LITTLE SURPRISED JARETH EVEN EXISTS WHEN SHE ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM#JARETH IS KIND OF SURPRISED ABOUT IT TOO#(HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT BONES IS MY FAVORITE PERSON)#(BONES IS TOTALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON)#labyrinth (notbecauseofvictories)

#write your own damned story#people keep asking Sarah about the weird guy who looks like a failed glam-rocker#wanting to know why he’s hanging around#and Sarah always has no idea who they’re talking about#she thinks it might be the guy who sits next to her in one of her lecture classes but she thought he was more sixties (neverfeedthesarcophogi)

gatheringbones:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

  • jareth finally bites the bullet and comes to earth as a human being she’d actually, y’know, talk to.
  • it is pretty much the saddest thing ever. 
  • he’s wearing sweatpants sarah.
  • the last time he looked at fashion it was the eighties he is wearing sweatpants and he is also wearing sweatbands.
  • he thinks the conservation and proper management of sweat is very important to humans
  • he’s even got a little sweatband on his immaculate fairy brow.
  • he’s standing by the vending machines outside her dorm with a full jersey state exercise suit and she walks right by him without looking up from her book of chaucer and he is STRICKEN.

#he brings didymus didymus is the world’s greatest wingman

 (notbecauseofvictories)

 (neverfeedthesarcophogi)

onceuponanotp:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

[snip]#write your own damned story#people keep asking Sarah about the weird guy who looks like a failed glam-rocker#wanting to know why he’s hanging around#and Sarah always has no idea who they’re talking about#she thinks it might be the guy who sits next to her in one of her lecture classes but she thought he was more sixties (neverfeedthesarcophogi)


#he gets a job as a barista #he is #not #a good barista #he is the worst barista #UNTIL HE FIGURES IT OUT AND SUDDENLY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE IS HIS WILLING SLAVE HE COULD SQUEEZE A SHOT OUT OF A STONE #then finals week is over and sarah gives up coffee again #vague screaming from the coffeeshop beneath the undergraduate library (gatheringbones)

#he tries working in the library next     #so that he can peer longingly at her through gaps in the books     #instead he finds himself mostly stopping people from hooking up in the stacks and learning how to operate a computer     #(he types with his pointer fingers)     #(he’s pretty sure windows 91 is magic and spends a lot of time singing at it)     #he’s fired after they catch him in the fairytale section; making corrections with whiteout and a red pen     #then he’s delivery boy at the local pizza place; shuttle driver; dining hall worker; janitor     #he becomes something of an icon around campus     #”that guy; you know—the blond one; with the hair? has a thing for parachute pants and looks a bit like David Bowie?”     #”is that the one who speaks in weird cryptic bullshit about peaches and labyrinths and how he’s the goblin king?”     #”oh yeah dude is high as fuck but he’s /hilarious/”     #it’s all sarah’s friends can talk about and she’s honestly baffled how she hasn’t seen this guy around  (notbecauseofvictories)

#SHE FINALLY TALKS TO HIM #WHEN SHE’S ALONE IN THE DORMS ON WINTER BREAK #BECAUSE HER FAMILY IS ON A CRUISE AND SHE WASN’T INVITED #and spending christmas alone is the worst possible thing #and all her theatre friends are off with their own families on the other side of the country and why did she have to go to a liberal arts co #college in the ass end of nowhere #and all she wants is pad thai #and she’s miserable enough to go read all her old childhood books and think about christmases at home #and it’s enough to get her to say #'i wish the goblins would come and bring me some pad thai' #AND #BOY #DO #THEY #EVER (gatheringbones)

#okay but is jareth a little stunned when he turns up in her apartment#is he wearing an oversize t-shirt and reading People Magazine#do they stare at each other for a solid ten minutes because Jareth basically gave up hope of her ever noticing him#and Sarah basically forgot he existed#does Jareth blurt out ”my leather catsuit is at the cleaner’s”#does Sarah say ”okay” and ”can I have my pad thai” and ”have you been stalking me?”#does jareth perch on her dresser while she eats pad thai and complains about being alone for christmas#are his knees kind of knobbly and super white when the overlarge t-shirt rides up#does he offer to bring her more takeout and her friends from the labyrinth#does she smile at him tentatively#after the party; when she falls asleep on the couch in the common area; does he carry her back to bed#does he think about kissing her temple and stare at her for a bit#but decide instead to leave her a glass of water and his cell phone number#does she call him the next day for coffee#does he show up in a purple (mauve it’s MAUVE sarah) velour tracksuit does she laugh#does he open doors for her and pull out her seat does he stand every time she rises\#does he trip over his own feet (twice) is she unexpectedly charmed these are important questions!!!! (notbecauseofvictories)

onceuponanotp:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

notbecauseofvictories:

gatheringbones:

#he gets a job as a barista #he is #not #a good barista #he is the worst barista #UNTIL HE FIGURES IT OUT AND SUDDENLY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE IS HIS WILLING SLAVE HE COULD SQUEEZE A SHOT OUT OF A STONE #then finals week is over and sarah gives up coffee again #vague screaming from the coffeeshop beneath the undergraduate library (gatheringbones)

#he tries working in the library next     #so that he can peer longingly at her through gaps in the books     #instead he finds himself mostly stopping people from hooking up in the stacks and learning how to operate a computer     #(he types with his pointer fingers)     #(he’s pretty sure windows 91 is magic and spends a lot of time singing at it)     #he’s fired after they catch him in the fairytale section; making corrections with whiteout and a red pen     #then he’s delivery boy at the local pizza place; shuttle driver; dining hall worker; janitor     #he becomes something of an icon around campus     #”that guy; you know—the blond one; with the hair? has a thing for parachute pants and looks a bit like David Bowie?”     #”is that the one who speaks in weird cryptic bullshit about peaches and labyrinths and how he’s the goblin king?”     #”oh yeah dude is high as fuck but he’s /hilarious/”     #it’s all sarah’s friends can talk about and she’s honestly baffled how she hasn’t seen this guy around  (notbecauseofvictories)

#SHE FINALLY TALKS TO HIM #WHEN SHE’S ALONE IN THE DORMS ON WINTER BREAK #BECAUSE HER FAMILY IS ON A CRUISE AND SHE WASN’T INVITED #and spending christmas alone is the worst possible thing #and all her theatre friends are off with their own families on the other side of the country and why did she have to go to a liberal arts co #college in the ass end of nowhere #and all she wants is pad thai #and she’s miserable enough to go read all her old childhood books and think about christmases at home #and it’s enough to get her to say #'i wish the goblins would come and bring me some pad thai' #AND #BOY #DO #THEY #EVER (gatheringbones)

 (notbecauseofvictories)

Re: monster. *squint* i think something not immediately dangerous. Like a phouka (or a pooka or a pukka or however they are spelled)

*Chinhands*

Yes that’s nice i like that

So, do you have crush on any fictional character who has NOT killed a man?
Anonymous
Simple names for surgical operations

daughter-of-sevenless:

-tomy: The surgeon cut something.

-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.

-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.

-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.

-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.

-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.

-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.

drumcorpsdreamer:

love-you-meanit:

I was analyzing music for class tomorrow when THIS happened…

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.

th1syearsgirl:

K, but, James had a friend facing bigotry and he became an illegal animagus to help make that friend’s life better.

Snape had a friend facing bigotry and he joined up with the bigots.

Like end of contest, bye

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere